Classified Package — Mystery Drop Box

You weren't supposed to find this.

The Classified Package is a curated mystery drop — 3 handpicked Conspiracy Den items themed around one declassified conspiracy. Each box is different. You don't get to pick. That's the point.

What's inside:

• 3 Conspiracy Den items (minimum $65 retail value)
• 1 classified dossier card with the box's conspiracy theme
• Possible inclusions: tees, mugs, stickers, hats, posters, patches

Ships within 5–7 business days. Items are printed/sourced to order. No two boxes are identical.

⚠️ CLASSIFIED: Contents revealed only upon arrival.