Hook: Trust The $cience. Because nothing says "unbiased research" like a multi-billion dollar profit motive.
Whether you’re sipping your morning brew or navigating the latest regulatory captures, this mug is the perfect companion for health freedom advocates and anyone who prefers their data without a side of corporate lobbying. Bold, satirical, and strictly peer-reviewed by common sense.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8" (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2" (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7" (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3" (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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